hoplophilia:
Dragon’s Breath
incurablyawesome:
little-red-riding-cock:
connorronnoc:
Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.
I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…
There are two kinds of people
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dollopheadsandclotpoles:
stoppp being so cute
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pilosopogyno:
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
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albinoflamingos:
This gif of Jensen dancing in JIBCON makes me so happy.
Like look at it.
“Passed my finals!”

“Found a twenty dollar bill in my jeans!”

“Finished my homework early! I can watch TV!”

“Someone complimented me today!”

“That really attractive boy just looked at me…”

“‘Bout get me some bootay.”

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Tianwen platform (Hunan) By ⓨⓥⓔⓢ
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